Post by Gardez on Jun 24, 2007 23:35:59 GMT -5
ABC
Cashmere Mafia: Lucy Liu leads this cast of four successful New York women who have each others' backs when it comes to getting ahead and having it all. Created by Darren Star.
Dirty Sexy Money: Six Feet Under's Peter Krause takes on the role of protector, adviser and counselor for the filthy rich, scandal-prone Darling family.
Miss/Guided: Punk'd producers Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg attempt scripted television with this half-hour comedy about a former dork who gets a job at her old high school as the resident guidance counselor.
Big Shots: A Sex and the City of sorts for male CEOs, starring Michael Vartan and Dylan McDermott.
Private Practice: Not much to reveal here, since 20 million of us already sneak-previewed the pilot during last week's Grey's. Shonda Rhimes moves Addison down to L.A. for a fresh start.
Pushing Daisies: Heroes writer/producer Bryan Fuller is behind this love story about an everyday joe—who possesses the power to bring people back to life with just the touch of his hand—and the girl he can never touch.
Cavemen: You know the cavemen from those Geico commercials? Three of 'em relocate to Atlanta, hoping to lead a normal life, but find themselves fighting constant prejudice.
Eli Stone: From Everwood creator Greg Berlanti (woo woo), Eli Stone pulls a Jerry Maguire, leaving his high-powered legal firm in favor of defending the less fortunate through his own practice. The only problem? He's starting to hallucinate about famous people and dead family members.
Carpoolers: It's desperate househusbands in a half-hour format.
Sam I Am: Coming out of an eight-day coma, Samantha Newly (Christina Applegate) has no memory of the awful person she once was and struggles to make a new life and be a better woman. (Also saw this one and am smitten!)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith: The original writer and director are on board, but Angelina and Brad ain't.
Football Wives: Ugly Betty creator Marco Pennette brings together one of the most watchable TV couples of all time—James Van Der Beek and Kiele Sanchez (Lost's Nikki)—in this dramedy chronicling the lives of three ladies married to high-profile football players. (Beek and Sanchez are the best part, but this one's still pretty good.)
Marlowe: An old-school detective drama based in present day L.A., starring—eye-candy alert!—Men in Trees' Jason O'Mara and The O.C.'s Amanda Righetti.
Nice Girls Don't Get the Corner Office: Heroes' Jayma Mays is coached by her new secretary (Jane Curtin) on being cutthroat and sneaky in order to succeed.
CBS
Babylon Fields: Back on series TV for the first time since Joan of Arcadia, Amber Tamblyn plays a character who has already been to heaven. But somehow, she's come back from the dead and is trying to put her life on earth back together.
Los Duques: It's the Latin version of Brothers & Sisters, except the family business plays a bigger part.
Swingtown: It's Desperate Housewives in the 1970s...I mean, if most of the couples on Wisteria Lane were swingers. Drop those keys in the bowl!
Viva Laughlin! Starring Hugh Jackman. Yep. Hugh Jackman! This American adaptation of a British import is about one family's attempt to run a casino. And, oh yeah, it's a musical.
Demons: Our man Harold Perrineau (Lost's Michael) is a series regular on this drama about an exorcist, so consider these fingers crossed.
The Captain: Chris Klein and Jeffrey Tambor star in this comedy about an aspiring writer living in an old Hollywood apartment building.
The Man: Say Punky Brewster had severe emotional problems and used to be a drug-addicted prostitute. Add two other freaky kids to the mix, get 'em adopted by an undercover cop, and presto, you've got this drama, starring LL Cool J and Melinda Clarke.
Protect and Serve: Eric Balfour got killed off 24 just in time for this hourlong series about police officers, on the job and off. Dean Cain also stars.
Skip Tracer: Stephen Dorff plays the man to see about finding Los Angeles' missing persons.
THE CW
Gossip Girl: From The O.C. creator Josh Schwartz comes this adaptation of the popular book series about spoiled kids who attend New York private schools. (Seen it; liked it.)
Reaper: Apparently it's possible to escape from hell. But someone will be coming after you.
Wild at Heart: It's The Brady Bunch...living on a South African game reserve. (Hmmm...will Greg find a mysterious African idol?)
I'm Paige Wilson: An idealistic, twentysomething congressional aide is so disappointed by her boss, she runs against him.
Aliens in America: A Pakistani exchange student moves in with a Wisconsin family.
Dash 4 Cash: A single-camera comedy, chronicling a faux reality show about an Amazing Race-type competition.
FOX
Back to You: Originally titled Action News, there's great buzz on this tale of two local evening news anchors (Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton) who love-hate each other.
Nurses: Sara Rue and Eliza Dushku costar in this soapy dramedy set in an urban hospital staffed by beautiful practitioners of medicine. (Hey, it worked for Scrubs, House and Grey's!)
The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Based on The Terminator movies, Lena Headey (300) takes over for Linda Hamilton as Sarah, and Thomas Dekker (Clairebear's pal Zach from Heroes) costars as John Connor.
Them: Produced by Battlestar Galactica boss David Eick, Them is about alien sleeper agents whose lives get complicated when they start falling in love with us human beings. We are irresistible, aren't we?
New Amsterdam: Talk about a man with a past. John Amsterdam is a 400-year-old dude who needs to find true love to break an ancient spell cast by a Native American woman. Also, he's a homicide detective in New York.
Playing Chicken: Strangely, this show about a guy who becomes paralyzed after losing a game of chicken is not considered a potential feel-good hit of the fall...
Supreme Courtships: A drama about the personal lives of the law clerks who do the heavy lifting at the highest court in the land, this judicial pilot stars Shane West and Kurtwood Smith.
The Apostles: Jessalyn Gilsig and Shawn Hatosy costar in this drama about cops who live on a cul-de-sac in Simi Valley, California. Think Desperate Housewives meets LAPD Blue.
The Beast: Tyler Troop (played by Steve Howey) is a veterinarian who hates animals but loves women who love animals, so he keeps the job in order to get some, uh, tail. And, you know, other animal parts. For trbitement, see?
Canterbury's Law: Julianna Margulies plays a wily defense attorney struggling with the disappearance of her own son.
Company Man: Created by the team behind 24, this drama tells the tale of a factory worker forced to become a spy for the clandestine National Security Agency.
The Cure: Oded Fehr and Esai Morales together on one show? Huminahumina! In this drama, a pharmaceutical magnate leaves the corporate world behind to do good with guerilla medicine.
Deeply Irresponsible: Permanently sloshed grandpa reaches out to his grandson in an attempt to save him from becoming just like his successful, miserable parents.
The Hot Years: Something like Sex and the City as seen through the eyes of prim Charlotte, main Hot girl Allison Miller (played by Molly Stanton) wants to grow up and get serious, but her floozy friends just want to have fun. Which way does she go?
K-Ville: Cole Hauser. Cops living and working in N'Awlins after Katrina. Cole Hauser. We're there.
Me & Lee? Brought to you by the smart cookies from Weeds, this is a comedy about an unsuspecting surgery patient who wakes up to find he has had the voice of Lee Majors (yes, Lee Majors, the original Six Million Dollar Man) implanted in his head.
Minister of the Divine: Based on the long-running BBC comedy The Vicar of Dibley, Kirstie Alley stars in this pilot about a wacky lady minister who shakes up a small town.
The Return of Jezebel James: This is the new show from Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman-Palladino. Parker Posey and Lauren Ambrose costar as estranged sisters, one of whom needs to lease the uterus of the other for some baby-makin'...
Rules for Starting Over: This pilot from the Farrelly brothers is about thirtysomethings getting back in the dating game after long tours in steady relationships. Since it stars Rashida Jones, a network pickup or lack thereof may dictate the future of the Pam-Jim-Karen triangle on The Office. You can root for it (or not) accordingly...
Sluts: We read on the bathroom wall that, for a good time, Fox should definitely call Sluts. It's a comedy about three loose sorority girls who have graduated from college but don't really know how to stop having sex with jocks on beer-sticky frat-house floors...Not that we would know anything about that kind of behavior.
Two Families: The Daily Show's Samantha Bee costars in this Beau Bridges vehicle about two families who discover they share the same husband and father. Ruh-roh!
NBC
Bionic Woman: Michelle Ryan stars as Jamie Sommers, the hot babe who finds herself with superpowers after surgeons install some new features in her body, including a seriously powerful hearing aid.
Chuck: A drama pilot from Josh Schwartz (the creator of a little show called The O.C.), Chuck is the story of a computer programmer (Zachary Levi) who accidentally downloads the entire CIA database into his brain. (By the way, if you don't know him yet, you will love Zachary Levi, I swear it.)
Journeyman: In the vein of Quantum Leap, time traveler Dan V@ssar (Kevin McKidd) is pulled through time and space by forces beyond his control.
Life: Damian Lewis (Band of Brothers) plays an ex-cop who has just been released after serving six years in jail for a crime he didn't commit.
Lipstick Jungle: Based on the novel by Candace Bushnell, Jungle stars Brooke Shields, Kim Raver and Lindsay Price as three friends who are utterly cutthroat in their approaches to both love and work.
M.O.N.Y.: This drama about a man (Bobby Cannavale) who unexpectedly becomes the mayor of New York has little or no pull.
The Mastersons of Manhattan: Dynasty meets The Royal Tenenbaums in this comedy about the tabloid-fodder problems of rich New Yorkers. Said to be dead...
Area 57: Shaggy (Matthew Lillard) and Pee-wee Herman costar in this wacky workplace comedy set at a secret government research facility. Lillard plays the Air Force officer charged with running the joint; Pee-wee is an alien in custody.
Business Cl@ss: Mark Valley and Horatio Sanz costar in this comedy about the hijinks of two traveling soda salesmen who are known to get naughty (not with each other—jeez!) while chasing the big deals.
Fort Pit: You've heard of Fort Apache, the Bronx? This is that, but without Paul Newman and Pam Grier. Rescue Me's Denis Leary produces.
I'm with Stupid: Word on the street says this black comedy is brilliant. A Farrelly brothers show based on a BBC sitcom, I'm with Stupid is about a homeless dude who moves in with a wheelchair-bound dude living at an @ssisted-care facility.
The IT Crowd: The Soup's Joel McHale stars in this comedy about socially retarded IT guys. You will include him and this pilot in your prayers until the NBC upfronts on Monday, when the combined power of our goodwill and love for Joel will ensure a pickup. Thank you. That is all.
Lipcrapz Saves the World: Remember how in Galaxy Quest, the teenage fanboy's geekery saved the day? Same principle applies to this, only the high school nerd now defends us from villainy of Leslie Nielsen. (Genius!)
The Watch: The series follows what happens when a neighborhood watch group goes vigilante.
Wildlife: In this comedy from Conan O'Brien, two hot brothers run a wild-animal park together, fight over the same girl and try to win the favor of their imperious father.
Winters: Famke Janssen stars as a police detective who'll do anything to get her man. Led by an X-babe, this ensemble cop show has a solid shot.
Zip: Grifter dad Trip Stringer (Rob Huebel) uses his con-artist mojo to help his three kids keep up with the Joneses in their new hometown of Beverly Hills.
Cashmere Mafia: Lucy Liu leads this cast of four successful New York women who have each others' backs when it comes to getting ahead and having it all. Created by Darren Star.
Dirty Sexy Money: Six Feet Under's Peter Krause takes on the role of protector, adviser and counselor for the filthy rich, scandal-prone Darling family.
Miss/Guided: Punk'd producers Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg attempt scripted television with this half-hour comedy about a former dork who gets a job at her old high school as the resident guidance counselor.
Big Shots: A Sex and the City of sorts for male CEOs, starring Michael Vartan and Dylan McDermott.
Private Practice: Not much to reveal here, since 20 million of us already sneak-previewed the pilot during last week's Grey's. Shonda Rhimes moves Addison down to L.A. for a fresh start.
Pushing Daisies: Heroes writer/producer Bryan Fuller is behind this love story about an everyday joe—who possesses the power to bring people back to life with just the touch of his hand—and the girl he can never touch.
Cavemen: You know the cavemen from those Geico commercials? Three of 'em relocate to Atlanta, hoping to lead a normal life, but find themselves fighting constant prejudice.
Eli Stone: From Everwood creator Greg Berlanti (woo woo), Eli Stone pulls a Jerry Maguire, leaving his high-powered legal firm in favor of defending the less fortunate through his own practice. The only problem? He's starting to hallucinate about famous people and dead family members.
Carpoolers: It's desperate househusbands in a half-hour format.
Sam I Am: Coming out of an eight-day coma, Samantha Newly (Christina Applegate) has no memory of the awful person she once was and struggles to make a new life and be a better woman. (Also saw this one and am smitten!)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith: The original writer and director are on board, but Angelina and Brad ain't.
Football Wives: Ugly Betty creator Marco Pennette brings together one of the most watchable TV couples of all time—James Van Der Beek and Kiele Sanchez (Lost's Nikki)—in this dramedy chronicling the lives of three ladies married to high-profile football players. (Beek and Sanchez are the best part, but this one's still pretty good.)
Marlowe: An old-school detective drama based in present day L.A., starring—eye-candy alert!—Men in Trees' Jason O'Mara and The O.C.'s Amanda Righetti.
Nice Girls Don't Get the Corner Office: Heroes' Jayma Mays is coached by her new secretary (Jane Curtin) on being cutthroat and sneaky in order to succeed.
CBS
Babylon Fields: Back on series TV for the first time since Joan of Arcadia, Amber Tamblyn plays a character who has already been to heaven. But somehow, she's come back from the dead and is trying to put her life on earth back together.
Los Duques: It's the Latin version of Brothers & Sisters, except the family business plays a bigger part.
Swingtown: It's Desperate Housewives in the 1970s...I mean, if most of the couples on Wisteria Lane were swingers. Drop those keys in the bowl!
Viva Laughlin! Starring Hugh Jackman. Yep. Hugh Jackman! This American adaptation of a British import is about one family's attempt to run a casino. And, oh yeah, it's a musical.
Demons: Our man Harold Perrineau (Lost's Michael) is a series regular on this drama about an exorcist, so consider these fingers crossed.
The Captain: Chris Klein and Jeffrey Tambor star in this comedy about an aspiring writer living in an old Hollywood apartment building.
The Man: Say Punky Brewster had severe emotional problems and used to be a drug-addicted prostitute. Add two other freaky kids to the mix, get 'em adopted by an undercover cop, and presto, you've got this drama, starring LL Cool J and Melinda Clarke.
Protect and Serve: Eric Balfour got killed off 24 just in time for this hourlong series about police officers, on the job and off. Dean Cain also stars.
Skip Tracer: Stephen Dorff plays the man to see about finding Los Angeles' missing persons.
THE CW
Gossip Girl: From The O.C. creator Josh Schwartz comes this adaptation of the popular book series about spoiled kids who attend New York private schools. (Seen it; liked it.)
Reaper: Apparently it's possible to escape from hell. But someone will be coming after you.
Wild at Heart: It's The Brady Bunch...living on a South African game reserve. (Hmmm...will Greg find a mysterious African idol?)
I'm Paige Wilson: An idealistic, twentysomething congressional aide is so disappointed by her boss, she runs against him.
Aliens in America: A Pakistani exchange student moves in with a Wisconsin family.
Dash 4 Cash: A single-camera comedy, chronicling a faux reality show about an Amazing Race-type competition.
FOX
Back to You: Originally titled Action News, there's great buzz on this tale of two local evening news anchors (Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton) who love-hate each other.
Nurses: Sara Rue and Eliza Dushku costar in this soapy dramedy set in an urban hospital staffed by beautiful practitioners of medicine. (Hey, it worked for Scrubs, House and Grey's!)
The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Based on The Terminator movies, Lena Headey (300) takes over for Linda Hamilton as Sarah, and Thomas Dekker (Clairebear's pal Zach from Heroes) costars as John Connor.
Them: Produced by Battlestar Galactica boss David Eick, Them is about alien sleeper agents whose lives get complicated when they start falling in love with us human beings. We are irresistible, aren't we?
New Amsterdam: Talk about a man with a past. John Amsterdam is a 400-year-old dude who needs to find true love to break an ancient spell cast by a Native American woman. Also, he's a homicide detective in New York.
Playing Chicken: Strangely, this show about a guy who becomes paralyzed after losing a game of chicken is not considered a potential feel-good hit of the fall...
Supreme Courtships: A drama about the personal lives of the law clerks who do the heavy lifting at the highest court in the land, this judicial pilot stars Shane West and Kurtwood Smith.
The Apostles: Jessalyn Gilsig and Shawn Hatosy costar in this drama about cops who live on a cul-de-sac in Simi Valley, California. Think Desperate Housewives meets LAPD Blue.
The Beast: Tyler Troop (played by Steve Howey) is a veterinarian who hates animals but loves women who love animals, so he keeps the job in order to get some, uh, tail. And, you know, other animal parts. For trbitement, see?
Canterbury's Law: Julianna Margulies plays a wily defense attorney struggling with the disappearance of her own son.
Company Man: Created by the team behind 24, this drama tells the tale of a factory worker forced to become a spy for the clandestine National Security Agency.
The Cure: Oded Fehr and Esai Morales together on one show? Huminahumina! In this drama, a pharmaceutical magnate leaves the corporate world behind to do good with guerilla medicine.
Deeply Irresponsible: Permanently sloshed grandpa reaches out to his grandson in an attempt to save him from becoming just like his successful, miserable parents.
The Hot Years: Something like Sex and the City as seen through the eyes of prim Charlotte, main Hot girl Allison Miller (played by Molly Stanton) wants to grow up and get serious, but her floozy friends just want to have fun. Which way does she go?
K-Ville: Cole Hauser. Cops living and working in N'Awlins after Katrina. Cole Hauser. We're there.
Me & Lee? Brought to you by the smart cookies from Weeds, this is a comedy about an unsuspecting surgery patient who wakes up to find he has had the voice of Lee Majors (yes, Lee Majors, the original Six Million Dollar Man) implanted in his head.
Minister of the Divine: Based on the long-running BBC comedy The Vicar of Dibley, Kirstie Alley stars in this pilot about a wacky lady minister who shakes up a small town.
The Return of Jezebel James: This is the new show from Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman-Palladino. Parker Posey and Lauren Ambrose costar as estranged sisters, one of whom needs to lease the uterus of the other for some baby-makin'...
Rules for Starting Over: This pilot from the Farrelly brothers is about thirtysomethings getting back in the dating game after long tours in steady relationships. Since it stars Rashida Jones, a network pickup or lack thereof may dictate the future of the Pam-Jim-Karen triangle on The Office. You can root for it (or not) accordingly...
Sluts: We read on the bathroom wall that, for a good time, Fox should definitely call Sluts. It's a comedy about three loose sorority girls who have graduated from college but don't really know how to stop having sex with jocks on beer-sticky frat-house floors...Not that we would know anything about that kind of behavior.
Two Families: The Daily Show's Samantha Bee costars in this Beau Bridges vehicle about two families who discover they share the same husband and father. Ruh-roh!
NBC
Bionic Woman: Michelle Ryan stars as Jamie Sommers, the hot babe who finds herself with superpowers after surgeons install some new features in her body, including a seriously powerful hearing aid.
Chuck: A drama pilot from Josh Schwartz (the creator of a little show called The O.C.), Chuck is the story of a computer programmer (Zachary Levi) who accidentally downloads the entire CIA database into his brain. (By the way, if you don't know him yet, you will love Zachary Levi, I swear it.)
Journeyman: In the vein of Quantum Leap, time traveler Dan V@ssar (Kevin McKidd) is pulled through time and space by forces beyond his control.
Life: Damian Lewis (Band of Brothers) plays an ex-cop who has just been released after serving six years in jail for a crime he didn't commit.
Lipstick Jungle: Based on the novel by Candace Bushnell, Jungle stars Brooke Shields, Kim Raver and Lindsay Price as three friends who are utterly cutthroat in their approaches to both love and work.
M.O.N.Y.: This drama about a man (Bobby Cannavale) who unexpectedly becomes the mayor of New York has little or no pull.
The Mastersons of Manhattan: Dynasty meets The Royal Tenenbaums in this comedy about the tabloid-fodder problems of rich New Yorkers. Said to be dead...
Area 57: Shaggy (Matthew Lillard) and Pee-wee Herman costar in this wacky workplace comedy set at a secret government research facility. Lillard plays the Air Force officer charged with running the joint; Pee-wee is an alien in custody.
Business Cl@ss: Mark Valley and Horatio Sanz costar in this comedy about the hijinks of two traveling soda salesmen who are known to get naughty (not with each other—jeez!) while chasing the big deals.
Fort Pit: You've heard of Fort Apache, the Bronx? This is that, but without Paul Newman and Pam Grier. Rescue Me's Denis Leary produces.
I'm with Stupid: Word on the street says this black comedy is brilliant. A Farrelly brothers show based on a BBC sitcom, I'm with Stupid is about a homeless dude who moves in with a wheelchair-bound dude living at an @ssisted-care facility.
The IT Crowd: The Soup's Joel McHale stars in this comedy about socially retarded IT guys. You will include him and this pilot in your prayers until the NBC upfronts on Monday, when the combined power of our goodwill and love for Joel will ensure a pickup. Thank you. That is all.
Lipcrapz Saves the World: Remember how in Galaxy Quest, the teenage fanboy's geekery saved the day? Same principle applies to this, only the high school nerd now defends us from villainy of Leslie Nielsen. (Genius!)
The Watch: The series follows what happens when a neighborhood watch group goes vigilante.
Wildlife: In this comedy from Conan O'Brien, two hot brothers run a wild-animal park together, fight over the same girl and try to win the favor of their imperious father.
Winters: Famke Janssen stars as a police detective who'll do anything to get her man. Led by an X-babe, this ensemble cop show has a solid shot.
Zip: Grifter dad Trip Stringer (Rob Huebel) uses his con-artist mojo to help his three kids keep up with the Joneses in their new hometown of Beverly Hills.