Episode Lines

[Maddie]

Some of my favorite episode lines are:

Cant even shout
Cant even cry
The Gentlemen are coming by
Looking in windows
Knocking on doors
They need to take seven and
They might take yours

This ryhme is from the episode Hush- Season 4

[Maddie]

Also here are some more of my favs:

ANgel:
"Listen. If we date, you and I both know on thing's going to lead to another."
Buffy:
"One thing's already led to another. Its a little late to be reading the warning label."
Angel:
"I'm just trying to protect you. This could get out of control."
Buffy:
"Isnt that the way its supposed to be?"

(Season 2-Reptile Boy)

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Buffy:
"I'm the Slayer and you're playing on my turf."
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Fatih:
"Isn't it weird how Slaying always makes you hungry and freaky?"
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Buffy:
"People to see, Demons to kill, you know the drill."

(Revelations-Season 3)
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Giles:
"Its the end of the world."
Buffy,Willow,Xander:
"Not Again!"

(Doomed-Season 4)
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Buffy:
"Are we going to fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?"

(Freshman-season 4)

[Maddie]

I also like this one

Xander:

"Thats my girl, Always doing the stupid thing."


(Chosen-Season 7)

[PointOfFact]

(Last night I was typing a poste and then my computer froze so I had to restart and then the internet was disconnected so I'll just reposte it right now )

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Amends (season 3)
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Buffy - Alright, I get it, you're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?

Buffy - *to angel* I hate that it's so hard....and that you can hurt me so much. I know everything you did, because you did it to me. I wish that I wished you dead.
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Touched (Season 7)
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Spike - When I say I love you it's not bcuz I want you, or bcuz I can't have you...I love what you are! What you do, how you try. I've seen ur kindness and your strengths. I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand with *perfect* clearity exactly what you are...You're a hell of a woman, you're the one Buffy.
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Episode 7.21 (I forget the name it's the one b4 Chosen)
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Anya - And they have no purpose that unites them so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which, they know is coming yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want *beyond* the moment. They kill each other which is cleary insane! And yet here's the thing, when it's something that....really matters they fight. They never quit...so I guess I will keep fighting, too.
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Chosen (Season 7)
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Spike - *Re: Dream* I'm drowning in footwear!

Buffy - *to spike* I love you.
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Graduation Day Part 1 (season 3)
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Faith - All dressed in big sisters clothes now.

Angel - *to Willow* Buffy? Listen, I'm sorry. I still--
Willow - Wait, I'll go get Buffy.
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Something Blue (season 4)
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Xander - *Re: Spike and Buffy getting married* How? What? How?
Giles - Three very good questions.

Xander - *Re: Buffy and Spike Kissing* Can I be blind too?
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Pangs (Season 4)
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Xander - There's going to be slaying sometime soon, ya?

Spike - I'm saying, Spike had a trip to the vet and now he can't chase the other puppies nemore.
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(Season 6 or 7)
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Buffy - It's *always* complicated and at some point someone has to draw the line and that is *always* going to be me! You-you get down on me for cutting myself off but, in the end the slayer is *always* cut off. There's mystical guide book no...all knowing council, human rules *don't* apply. There's only me...I *am* the law.
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So those r my fav. quotes

P.S. My other fav. quotes will be in my signature

[Gardez]

SpikesGirl,

Great quotes!

When you read them do you hear their voices, too?



Its weird how that works..

[PointOfFact]

Actually it's almost freaky, even if I read them outloud it's almost as if their voices come from my mouth. But when I read them in my head it's no mistake, I definately hear their voices.

Also what happens, if I'm listening to a music video (obviously based on a relationship in the Buffy-verse or just the Buffy-verse itself) that's really in tune with a character I sort of hear them singing it or the scenes put in the videos, I can hear them talking it out, their movements, their surroundings, ect. and it takes me back to the episode which is a great experience.

[Maddie]

Yea, I know!
I can defenitly hear their voices in head. I'd also have to say that its freaky

[DarkChild]

yea i can hear the characters voices in my head from the lines. Its so cool!! Its like i can imagine where they said it the whole surrounding and the voices. Its all good!

[Dru]

SEASON 2
KILLED BY DEATH

Xander: He's dead right? I mean, I heard something snap.
Buffy: That would be his neck.
Xander: You're not gonna yak on me, are ya?

Xander: Your mom's tryin' to Bogart the cheesy chips. What's that all about?

Xander: Flowers for milady.
Buffy: I think they call them balloons.
Xander: Yeah, stick them in water. Maybe they'll grow.

Buffy: Homework.
Willow: It's my way of saying get well soon.
Buffy: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Willow: I did all your @ssignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
Buffy: Chocolate means nothing to me.

Buffy: Shhh! Hospital zone. No singing.

Xander: Visiting hours are over.
Angelus: Well, I'm pretty much family.
Xander: Yeah. Why don't you come back during the day? Oh, gee, no, I guess you can't.
Angelus: If I decide to walk into Buffy's room, do you think for one microsecond that you could stop me?
Xander: Maybe not. Maybe that security guard couldn't either. Or those cops... or the orderlies... But I'm kinda curious to find out. You game?
Angelus: Buffy's White Knight. You still love her. It must just eat you up that I got there first.
Xander: You're gonna die. And I'm gonna be there.

Xander: Take a walk, overbite.

Xander: She fell.
Willow: The flu.
Cordelia: She fainted.
Xander: The flu, fainted and fell. She's sick, make it better!

TED

Buffy: So mom's like, 'Do you think Ted will like this?' and 'This is Ted's favorite show,' and 'Ted's teaching me computers,' and 'Ted said the funniest thing,' and I'm like, 'That's really great, Mom,' and then she said I was being sarcastic, which I was, but I'm sorry if I don't wanna talk about Ted all the time.
Angel: So, you gonna talk about something else at some point?
Buffy: I'm sorry. I just have so much to deal with, I don't need some new guy in my life.
Angel: No, but maybe your mom does.
Buffy: Well, sure, if you're gonna use wisdom.
Angel: Loneliness is about the scariest thing there is.
Buffy: Okay, so my mom needs a guy in her life. Does it have to be Ted?
Angel: Do you have somebody else in mind? There's a guy out there that would satisfy you?
Buffy: My dad? Yeah, okay, that's not gonna happen. Fine, fine, I'll give Ted a chance. I'll play mini-golf, and I'll smile and curtsy and be the dutiful daughter. Do I have to like him?
Angel: Kiss me.
Buffy: Finally, something I wanna do!

I ONLY HAVE EYE FOR YOU

Buffy: Impulsive? Do you remember my ex-boyfriend, the vampire? I slept with him, he lost his soul, now my boyfriend's gone forever, and the demon that wears his face is killing my friends. The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.
Willow: Okay, the Angel thing went badly, I'm on board with that, but that's not your fault. And anyways, love isn't always like that. Love can be... nice!

Xander: Something weird is going on. Isn't that our school motto?

Xander: Oh, no, no. No. No cool. This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was 'I'm dead as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.'
Giles: Well, despite the Xander-speak, that's a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist.
Xander: I defined something? Accurately? Guess I'm done with the book learning.

Spike: Well, our old place was just fine till you went and had it burned down.
Angelus: Things change, Spikey. You gotta roll with the punches. Well, actually, you pretty much got that part down, haven't you?
Spike: Very funny, mate.
Angelus: What can I say? I just love to see you smile, buddy.

Angelus: What do you know about it? I'm the one who was friggin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you.
Drusilla: What was it? A demon?
Angelus: Love!
Drusilla: Poor Angel.

Buffy: So I'm treated like the baddie, just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose... and I don't have a scratch on me... which, granted, hurts my case a little, on the surface...

Xander: And what about that nutty 'all men are created equal' thing?
Cordelia: Propaganda spouted out by the ugly and less deserving.
Xander: I think that was Lincoln.
Cordelia: Disgusting mole and stupid hat.
Willow: Actually, it was Jefferson.
Cordelia: Kept slaves. Remember?

Buffy: Any demons with high cholesterol?...You're gonna think about that later, mister, and you're gonna laugh.

Cordelia: God, this is so sad. We're never gonna win the state championship. I think I've lost all will to cheerlead.
Xander: Raise your hand if you feel her pain.

Cordelia: Well, you could go out to the parking lot and practice running like a man.

Cordelia: I thought Angel liked blood.
Buffy: He used to.
Willow: Maybe his eyes were too big for his stomach.

Xander: I'm undercover!
Buffy: You're not under much.

Xander: I figure, I can keep an eye on Gage and the others when Buffy can't.
Willow: When you're nude? I meant to say changing.

Xander: Okey-dokey, coachie.

Cordelia: You were so courageous. And you looked really hot in those speedos!

Cordelia: And we can still date. Or not... I mean, I understand if you want to see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better, whether that means little bath toys or whatever.

Buffy: Great. This is just what my reputation needs: that I did it with the entire swim team.

INCA MUMMY GIRL

Xander: My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?

Xander: Hold on a sec. So, this person who's living with you for two weeks is a man. With man parts. This is a terrible idea.
Willow: What about the beautiful melding of two cultures?
Xander: There's no melding, okay? He better keep his parts to himself.

Willow: You just don't like him 'cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years.
Xander: Yeah. I'm irrational that way.

Buffy: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
Xander: The important thing is *you* believe that.

Willow: On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.
Xander: For twenty-one hours?
Willow: It's addictive, you know.
Willow: So, Ampata. You're a girl.
Ampata: Yes. For many years now.

Devon: Let me guess: not your type? What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Oz: Well, it involves a feathered boa and a theme to 'A Summer Place'. I can't discuss it here.
Devon: You're too picky, man. Do you know how many girls you could have? You're lead guitar, Oz. It's currency!
Oz: I'm not picky. You're just impressed by any pretty girl that can walk and talk.
Devon: She doesn't have to talk.

Xander: Okay, no shirts with ruffles, no hats with feathers and definitely no lederhosen. They make my calves look fat.
Willow: Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong

Xander: That's great! You're not a praying mantis, are you? Sorry, someone else.

Buffy: Come on! Can't you put your foot down?
Giles: It is down.
Buffy: One of these days you're gonna have to get a grownup car

[faiththevampslayer]

yeah the that is cool.

[Maddie]

Hey,
Here are some of my favorite lines: Plus, some of them are my favorite Anya Lines:

Willow-
We can come by between cl@sses. Although I usually use that time to copy over my cl@ss notes with different coloured pens. But thats been pointed out to me that, thats you know, insane.
Tara-
I said corky.

Buffy-You, You with the actual clothing. WHo are you? Dawn, come look at this.
Joyce-Hard to recognize me huh?
Buffy-No more bath robe.
Dawn-Whoa
Joyce-Hmm. I looked at it today, and there it was, all fuzzy and blue. And I just couldnt stand it anymore.
Buffy-I dont think the rest of us will miss it much either
Dawn-It was getting a little ripe, mom
Buffy-Maybe we should burn it.
Dawn-Would keep the bugs away.

Anya-.. and your stealing!
Willow- We're not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing??

Willow- .. you could be floatin' pencil by the end of the day.
Anya- SOmetimes I miss having powers. Oh, Oh I know what this is. THis is peer pressure!! Any second now, your goin to make me smoke tobacco and have drugs.

Willow- Xander, what Im doing is to help buffy. And if it doesnt work, Giles doesnt need to know. *Sprinkles some magic dust over the cash register. It disappears* Oops.
ANya- The cash register, what did youdo to the cash register.
Willow- I'll fix it, I'll fix it. *sprinkles more dust over where the cash register used to be* Recursat. There, all back. good as new.
Anya- Money. Did you hurt the money?! Money good? Xander, she endagangered the money!
W- Ooh well, thats what you care about. *imitating anya* I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services.
Anya- Xander, Shes pretending to be me!
Willow- Well, can you belive how shes acting?
Xander- OK, you know what? I'm tired of being in the one in the middle. Im not going to let you pull me into this!
Willow- Im not.